Oh, journalism. There were many times when I found myself doing a stand-up and something embarrassing would happen: a bird taking a shit on my microphone, or a fire alarm going off just as I was about to sign off. Luckily, it was never live, so I just would do another take.
Luckily for this reporter, his story also wasn’t live. According to him, it only takes someone a hammer, an empty parking lot and a few seconds to break into your car and steal it….but only if that person has enough upper body strength to actually break the glass.
After several hilarious attemps, we see that the reporter needs a gym membership as a fat oldler man was able to break the glass just fine. The reporter was able to eventually break the glass about a year later, but even then he had to use two hands.
Thanks for the hilarious FAIL, fellow journalist.
[Break.com]